Cathy的翻译

Good Advice

-- Barbara Kalinowski

http://www.rd.com/clean-jokes-and-laughs/good-advice-joke/article184038.html 

"You wouldn't believe my bad luck," a burglar tells his friend. "I broke into a lawyer's house last night, and he caught me. He let me go but told me never to steal again."

        "He let you go? Why's that bad luck?" asks the friend.

        "He charged me $500 for the advice."

 翻译：Cathy

“你简直不能相信我有多倒霉。”窃贼对他的朋友说，“我昨晚闯进律师的家里，结果被他抓住了。后来他让我离开，并且叫我永远不要再偷东西了。” 

“他让你走了？那你怎么能说自己倒霉呢？”窃贼的朋友问。

“为了他的那个建议，他向我收了500美金。”