剩女们的择偶标准
"你理想的男友是什么样的"或"你理想的女友是什么样的"是大多数男孩或女孩在寻找伴侣的时候提出的问题。 |
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'What
do you want in a Man?' or 'What do you want in a girl?' is often the
question to the boy or girl who is seeking for his/her partner. |
当你还年轻的时候标准定的相当高，但是随着年纪的增长，不得不一点一点的降低你的标准。 |
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When
you are young your standards are set very high, however, as you age,
you will have to lower your standards a bit and a bit and a bit... |
今天偶然看到一个笑话，虽然是玩笑但非常真实。 |
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I came across this joke today. It's absolutely hilarious yet brutally true. |
我理想的男友标准－原版（22岁时） |
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What I Want in a Man-Original List(age 22): |
1.英俊 2.有魅力 3.有经济实力 4.善于倾听 5.机智 |
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1. Handsome 2. Charming 3. Financially successful 4. A caring listener 5. Witty |
6.良好的外形 7.衣着有品味 8.欣赏美好事物 9.充满惊喜 10.富有想象力的浪漫情人 |
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6.
In good shape 7. Dresses with style 8. Appreciates finer things 9. Full
of thoughtful surprises 10. An imaginative, romantic lover. |
我理想的男友标准－修订版（32岁时） |
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What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 32): |
1.五官端正（有头发者优先） 2.上车帮我开车门，入座帮我拉椅子 3.有足够的钱享用美妙的晚餐 4.少说多听 5.我说笑话的时候一定要大笑 |
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1.
Nice looking (prefer hair on his head) 2. Opens car doors, holds chairs
3. Has enough money for a nice dinner 4. Listens more than talks 5.
Laughs at my jokes |
6.逛街的时候帮我拎包 7.至少有一条领带 8.喜欢家里烹饪的晚餐 9.记得我的生日和各个纪念日 10.一周至少制造一次浪漫约会 |
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6.
Carries bags of groceries with ease 7. Owns at least one tie 8.
Appreciates a good home-cooked meal 9. Remembers birthdays and
anniversaries 10. Seeks romance at least once a week. |
我理想的男友标准－修订版（42岁时） |
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What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 42): |
1.不太丑（谢顶也可） 2.我上车后才开车 3.工作稳定－偶尔外出吃饭 4.我说话的时候点头 5.通常记得笑话中的妙语 |
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1.
Not too ugly (bald head OK) 2. Doesn't drive off until I'm in the car
3. Works steady -- splurges on dinner out occasionally 4. Nods head
when I'm talking 5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes |
6.有足够的力气搬家具 7.没有啤酒肚 8.不买带螺旋盖的香槟 |
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6.
Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture 7. Wears a shirt
that covers his stomach 8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top
lids |
9.记得放下马桶座圈 10.大多数周末会刮胡子 |
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9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down 10. Shaves most weekends. |
我理想的男友标准－修订版（52岁时） |
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What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 52): |
1.保持鼻子和耳朵处的毛发整洁 2.不在公共场合打嗝或搔痒 3.向别人借钱不要太频繁 |
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1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed 2. Doesn't belch or scratch in public 3. Doesn't borrow money too often |
4.当我生气的时候不许打盹睡着 5.不要多次重复讲同一个笑话 6.周末不要一直赖在床上 |
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4.
Doesn't nod off to sleep when I'm venting 5. Doesn't re-tell the same
joke too many times 6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on
weekends |
7.常换内衣裤，袜子要成对 8.欣赏电视晚餐 9.必要时记得我的名字 10.有时周末会刮胡子 |
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Usually wears matching socks and fresh underwear 8. Appreciates a good
TV dinner 9. Remembers my name on occasion 10. Shaves some weekends. |
我理想的男友标准－修订版（62岁时） |
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What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 62): |
1.不要吓唬小孩子 2.记得浴室在哪 3.不需要太多钱生活 4.睡着的时候鼾声较小 5.记得自己为何大笑 |
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Doesn't scare small children 2. Remembers where bathroom is 3. Doesn't
require much money for upkeep 4. Only snores lightly when asleep 5.
Remembers why he's laughing |
6. 行动自如 7.通常穿着衣服 8.喜欢软的食物 9.记得把自己的假牙放哪了 10.记得哪天是周末 |
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6.
Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself 7. Usually wears clothes
8. Likes soft foods 9. Remembers where he left his teeth 10. Remembers
that it's the weekend. |
我理想的男友标准－修订版（72岁时） |
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What I Want in a Man-Revised List (age 72): |
1.活的 |
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1. Breathing |
2.找的到卫生间 |
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2. Doesn't miss the toilet |
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